I am insane. ([info]ladytabitha) wrote,
@ 2005-07-06 15:15:00
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Current mood: CHEESE

[link, food]
And now for something completely different.



Yes, that is a POUND of cheese powder.  I stare!  Stare stare!

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moominmolly: A POUND: http://www.clickbird.com/catalog/?Item=B00016LZT8&Mode=GourmetFood
moominmolly: For $5. And it's orange.

ladytabitha: Holy shit.

moominmolly: "Spray dried cheddar cheese". Mmm!

ladytabitha: *stare*

moominmolly: Nothin' says good like spray-dried!

ladytabitha: Dude, I say we order that.
ladytabitha: It's a pound!  For $5!

moominmolly: Excellent.
moominmolly: I know! We could ...
moominmolly: We could make CHEESE BALLOONS!
moominmolly: This is not a good plan.

ladytabitha: *chokes; laughs*

moominmolly: IT WILL RAIN CHEESE!

ladytabitha: "My, the fog is pretty toniOH MY GOD THAT'S CHEESE"

moominmolly: *laughing*

ladytabitha: Cheese water!  Cheese baths!  CHEESE BEER!
ladytabitha: *dyin'*

moominmolly: "Oh, honey! You painted the steps! ... Uh, with CHEESE."
moominmolly: Cheeseade!

ladytabitha: No no - compress the cheese, and make cheese pencils!

moominmolly: Cheese, um, cake!

ladytabitha: Cheese paper?  "Here's my resume, and it's nutritious, too!"

moominmolly: "So, 'blue or black ink only' -- that means no cheese?"

ladytabitha: Oh oh oh -
ladytabitha: Get the jello brain mold!
ladytabitha: CHEESE BRAINS.
ladytabitha: Whoa.

moominmolly: CHEESE BRAINS.
moominmolly: Can you make cheese jello?
moominmolly: You can get unflavored gelatin.

ladytabitha: Uh...
ladytabitha: I don't know!

moominmolly: Only the cheese knows!

ladytabitha: Only if it's made with deer hoofies, rather than horse hoofies.

moominmolly: Right! Deer hoofies are inherently cheesier.

ladytabitha: "Who knows what dairy product will strike next?   The cheese powder knows!"


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[info]dilletante
2005-07-06 07:27 pm UTC (link)
moominmolly: For $5. And it's orange.

this was [info]moominmolly's entire explanation to me as to why she was ordering dried cheese powder online. or for that matter what dried cheese powder might be.

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[info]bbbsg
2005-07-06 07:32 pm UTC (link)
did it need more explanation?

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[info]moominmolly
2005-07-06 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Ha! That's what I asked.

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[info]bbbsg
2005-07-06 07:33 pm UTC (link)
mac'n'cheese!!

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[info]aroraborealis
2005-07-06 07:35 pm UTC (link)
I think your title for this post is wrong. Freakishly enough, this isn't completely different at all :)

That said, the raining cheese reminds me of the conversation a friend of mine had in Guatemala, when she asked a nice local guy if he thought it was going to egg. He looked at her strangely, thought about it for a moment, and then replied that, yes, indeed, those did look like RAIN clouds. (huevo (WAY-vo) vs. llueve (you-EH-vay))

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[info]utforsker
2005-07-07 05:45 am UTC (link)
I wonder if he thought she was asking to do something with his testicles, at first, or if he immediately went to thinking "ill-spoken gringo."

Either way, highly amusing.

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[info]hitchhiker
2005-07-06 07:40 pm UTC (link)
self.dull_existence.brighten :)

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[info]regyt
2005-07-06 07:47 pm UTC (link)
That's brilliant! You could make cheese art that becomes dynamic when you add the ratses!

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[info]tisana
2005-07-06 07:49 pm UTC (link)
You people are freaks and apparently out to kill me.

No raining cheese, please.

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[info]moominmolly
2005-07-06 07:52 pm UTC (link)
I promise we will stop (just) short of the nonconsensual cheese-involvement of others, and will therefore not actually create any genuine cheese weather patterns.

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[info]ladytabitha
2005-07-08 05:13 am UTC (link)
That's BRILLIANT.  Note the new username!

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[info]dilletante
2005-07-06 07:54 pm UTC (link)
"it's raining cheese! halleluja, it's raining cheese! oh, jeez! ..."

(though in this case i suspect that it would be raining "cheese"...)

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[info]moominmolly
2005-07-06 08:09 pm UTC (link)
It's organic! But it's still cheez. Not even "cheese". Organic cheez.

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[info]brynndragon
2005-07-06 08:51 pm UTC (link)
OK, raining cheese and cheese pencils I could deal with, but organic cheez just breaks my brain. . .

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[info]niqui
2005-07-06 10:00 pm UTC (link)
i love how it's categorized under gourmet. :-)

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[info]ladytabitha
2005-07-08 05:13 am UTC (link)
I know!

"Mmyes, this is a quality 1898 organic cheez.  It's got a wonderful nose... ACHOO!"

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[info]opalmirror
2005-07-07 12:59 am UTC (link)
http://grilledcheese.tribe.net/

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[info]ladytabitha
2005-07-08 05:15 am UTC (link)
What. the hell. is that.

*entertained*

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[info]rosefox
2005-07-07 04:44 am UTC (link)
Oh, thank you so much. I was having an I-hate-everything evening and this really helped.

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[info]ladytabitha
2005-07-08 05:14 am UTC (link)
I don't have a "you're welcome" userpic, so have some Guinness, instead.

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[info]utforsker
2005-07-07 05:47 am UTC (link)
I'd *really* like to see that resume.

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[info]machineplay
2005-07-07 03:57 pm UTC (link)
My dog would like to apply for residence wherever the cheese is being housed. She promises to guard it well. *burp*

(http://www.livejournal.com/users/manhattan/1142388.html)

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[info]ladytabitha
2005-07-08 05:15 am UTC (link)
Where was that... what was that...

Willow!  The movie!  The part with the trolls!  Yeah!

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[info]frauhedgehog
2005-07-07 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Omigod. Thank you. I have been looking for this stuff forever. So much cheaper than making mac n cheese from those stingy little packets that come in boxes.

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[info]ladytabitha
2005-07-08 05:16 am UTC (link)
ExACTly.

Plus, cheese fries!

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[info]angharad
2005-07-09 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Yes! And, easier, than "frying flour and melting cheese by hand". I'm tempted. Depends on whether it's coloured with annato or cancer-number-5, though.

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